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Things that happened in New Zealand

A poetic prelude

Hide and Seek

A linguist’s poetic guide to comparing hostels

A to Z of hostels

Chocolate Bliss actually tastes disgusting

Saggy Bottoms at the Cat’s Pyjamas

Gekko finds learning colours confusing

Boy in shared dorm goes to bed at 8:05pm

British tourist reluctant to unpack perfectly packed pacamac

Tonight’s tent mate going to be a complete pain in the backside

Spaghetti on Toast

Paparazzi gather for baby’s first dip in the water

British tourist forgets that she should not attempt to give directions

British man has special voice for holidays with family

British tourists wrongly identify seaweed as penguins

36 year old hides in wheelbarrow for at least half an hour