Aaaaaaahostel First on any alphabetical list, back in the day when we used that archaic thing called a phone book, this hostel would hope to get lots of business just by being first on the list.
Animostel Terrible atmosphere
Borstel Full of locks, keypads and chains
Bosstel Bossy owners, lots of rules
Coastel Overlooking the sea
Costel Hugely expensive
Crosstel Angry atmosphere
Dosstel Not very clean
Drosstel Even less clean
e-ostel Hostel of the future. Electronic check-in. No staff
Flosstel For dentists and dancers
Frostel Frosty atmosphere
Ghostel Haunted hostel
Glosstel Recently painted
Grosstel Never set foot in the kitchen
Hos-pi-tel For broken backpackers
Hostile Don’t even go there
i-hostel Everyone glued to their screens, including the staff
Joshtel Very funny. Comedians stay here
Josstel Smells of incense
Kostel Greek themed
Lostel Incredibly hard to find
Moshtel Lots of dancing, not much sleep
Moustel Infested with rodents
Nostrel Recreational drugs snorted here
‘ostel Cockney themed
Poshtel Delicate cups, saucers and doilies. Complimentary high tea at 4pm.
Postel Converted Post Office
Sloshtel BYO alcohol
Squashtel Too many beds in one room
Testostel Lots of bed hopping
Voicestel Very loud backpackers, expect no sleep
Washstel Excellent bathroom facilities
X-hostel Closed down
Zzzzstel Comfy beds, soundproof walls, everyone sleeps well here.
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